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hellotailor:

For all the people who, like me, have not seen this week’s episode yet, here is the Teen Wolf drinking game my brother and I invented last night. Drink whenever:

• Someone takes off their shirt.
• Jackson is angry for no discernable reason. (DOUBLE if he’s angrily playing lacrosse by himself.)
• DOUBLE if any of the above happens outdoors, at night.
• Derek moonwalks into the shadows.
• Anyone hits on Danny. 
• An important scene takes place in the boys’ locker room. (DOUBLE if it’s at night.) 
• You see a minor character who is SUPPOSEDLY a highschool student but is clearly a 26-year-old Abercrombie & Fitch model in real life.
• Derek says “I’M THE ALPHA”.
• Erica starts talking in Sexy Evil Cliches and you’re like, “oh, honey”.
• Allison’s mother does something that indicates she’s the worst mother in the history of ever.
• Lydia is smarter than everyone else in the room.
• 25-year-old accused murderer Derek Hale is on school property but nobody seems to notice and/or care.

Drink your WHOLE drink if Derek ever has a facial expression that ISN’T a frown or a snarl.

Some additional rules that I rejected on the grounds that you’d be wasted within five minutes: Drink whenever…

• Lacrosse.
• Stiles’ mouth is open.
• Stiles pratfalls. 
• Stiles is a good mum.
• Scott says or does something so mindblowingly stupid that you’re almost impressed.
• There’s usage of cheesy horror movie tropes, ie people wandering around dark buildings at night and using torches/flashlights instead of switching the actual lights on.
• The Sheriff’s Department and/or the general public are willing to believe some incredibly weak explanation for a crime committed by a supernatural creature, ie an “animal attack”. 
• There’s a close-up of a woman wearing way too much lipgloss.
• Anyone Blue Steels directly into the camera.

(Source: anditsdraining)